Wyatt and The Polar-moose

*DISCLAIMER*

I'm not actually proud of this super short paper, but I needed something to post on my blog.
This paper was written in great haste, and is quite...strange.
I don't usually write like this. This was 100% random. =)


~Wyatt and the carnivorous Polar-moose~


"Wyatt saw the moose through the brush. He walked closer to see what it was doing. The moose was eating a small fox. He thinks to himself how strange this is. Seeing how your everyday moose does not eat meat. This continues to baffle him. So he goes and asks the moose why he is eating the fox. He lifts his chin from the small carcass and moves his lips, but nothing comes out. This confuses Wyatt even more. Wyatt stomps his feet and points to the sky as a giant rock falls to the ground at your feet. "You see that you stupid moose! That's a meteor, and there are going to be alot more falling if you don't start talking!" (You see, Wyatt, is a super human. He can control any element in the world.)
The moose is rather startled and jumps back away from the carcass. "Alright" says the moose, "What do you want me to say again?" Wyatt gives a look of disdain. "You stupid moose, tell me why you are eating a fox!" The moose takes a step closer to Wyatt and says, "You stupid boy, I'm not a moose, I'm a polar bear!" And with that he launches into the air and takes off flying. This leaves Wyatt even more confused."


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